Not so fast
Avery muses that the Unthank kids may have seen how silly it looks to have a promotion company that writes more about itself than of its clients. Apparently, the one example where they didn’t try to divert attention to themselves was an anomaly. The latest “news release” (They read more like a Mad Libs story than a news release…) shows they’re back to the same tricks.

Just for fun, I divided the Mystery Men talk from the Southern Spin talk in the article, and ran it through Microsoft Word’s statistics counter. Result:

Mystery Men: 201 words
Southern Spin: 196 words

So, roughly 50.6% of the press release is about the Mystery Men, 49.4% is about Southern Spin. I guess next comes the custom designed banner ads (With the Southern Spin watermark clearly splayed across it, of course.)
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